Wednesday 25 November 2009

Forgot to mention this on the end of yesterday's mega post. If you want to watch a more hopeful and measured view of the current art scene on TV, I recommend Where is Modern Art now, which is available via the link below.

Its part of the Modern Beauty season the BBC is running, which School of Saatchi is too. In Where is Modern Art now the art historian Dr Gus Casely-Hayford, presents a wander through contemporary art, trying to get a sense if art has changed, or where it might be going. He interviews Anthony Caro, Grayson Perry and Michael Landy. And is worth a look just for this, although Dr Casely-Hayford makes an engaging guide, his enthusiasm and knowledge evident throughout.

You'll have to be quick though as I think it goes down soon.

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Where's Saatchi?

On Monday was the first in a new series about contemporary Art, called School of Saatchi, in which Charles Saatchi, the notorious advertising mogul and art dealer, searches for a new darling of contemporary art to champion. Helping on this quest are Britart bête noire, Tracy Emin, Art critic and TV favourite Matthew Collings, typically preposterous Art collector Frank Cohen, and Kate Bush, a curator who judged the 2005 turner prize, and did not create eighties chart hits, Wuthering Heights and Hounds of Love.


From the get go its made clear this programme isn’t really about art. In case you were wondering, it’s about Charles Saatchi’s incredible ego. Despite him not physically appearing in the show, every other sentence is praising him in some way, extolling his (undeniable) influence on the art world. Everything on the show is defined by Saatchi, even going as far as describing one of the other judges, Frank Cohen as the Saatchi of the North.


The prize is to appear at a Saatchi show in Moscow called Newspeak, which is not to be sniffed at. It’s a better prize than working for Alan Sugar. The format of the show is very similar to that of the apprentice, the group of wannabe art stars are given an unmanageable task to do in a short space of time, and judged on it, and the winner gets the prize. In this though, as the art world is so heavily dependant on networking and exposure, even those who don’t win will be a good few steps ahead of their peers, unlike the apprentice in which the contestants are roundly mocked and spat back out into the real world.


The show starts with an X factor style 2-minute presentation in front of the judges, in an abandoned warehouse. Various “how can that be art?” types are wheeled on and off for our amusement. There’s a guy who copied out War and Peace by hand, and some emails crumpled up into a ball. A couple of painterly painters are rejected too. Each of the contestants is also asked why what they’ve brought along is art, and are looked down on when they fail to answer such a complicated and loaded question on the spot, in front of a judging panel and TV cameras. Tracey Emin shouts down most of them, and already her role seems to be the Simon Cowell of the group, brutally dismissing the contestant’s attempts.


The criteria of what makes good art seems maddeningly vague from the start. Some of the artists that get past this first stage fail to answer this question properly, if at all. When one of the artists reverses the question onto the judges, they completely dodge it. Does the artist’s ability to explain himself or herself really affect the quality of the work? There’s also bizarrely few people at the audition. Considering around 2000 people a year graduate from art courses in the UK a year, and the career of an artist being uncertain at best, why were there only about 20 interviewees? Out of these 12 are selected to go through.


The first task they are set is life drawing, which of course, being conceptualists and not illustrators, they are rubbish at. The judges sneered at the lack of drawing skills they possessed, and I’m sure everyone at home did as well. This is used as a stick to beat them with later on when they are reduced from 12 to 6.


The twelve selected, that get enough airtime for me to form an opinion of, are listed below.


Saad Qureshi makes installations and videos and is from Pakistan. His work reflects this, and he goes on and on about it. He’s naturally charming and is profiled the most. His work is very art school, and not particularly good, although I like his titles. 


Eugenie Scrase is the resident love to hate of the group chosen, ridiculously young at 19 and cute as a button, she is there to enrage the viewer by saying things like "there's no need for artists to study Life drawing" and producing "difficult" quasi readymades. Tracey fawns over everything she does, while saying Skills are really important. Where do you stand on this Tracey?


Suki Chan seems to be the most mature and, well, best, of the assembled group, the piece she shows at her interview, called interval II, is beautiful, and has the gods of olympus unanimously agreeing with her. Tracey Emin says it reminds her of things she's seen before, but can't remember who (the answer is Jeremy Deller's Turner prize piece) I think she'll be the winner, but this being a TV Docudrama, probably will drop out or burst into flames or something more exciting than that. 


There are three painters in the group of twelve; one of them is dismissed outright. Another, Ben Lowe is an interior designer who hasn't been to art school. He's a normal bloke, nothing wrong with that, I expect him to be presented a fish out of water, a beacon of sanity amongst the “wacky” conceptualists.


Samuel Zealy presents quite interesting sculptures that dance with physical laws, relying on clever tricks, playing with our associations and the functionality of objects. He's the opposite of Eugenie really as Emin hates him. Bit of a likeable buffoon. There’s a fantastic scene where he explains why he made a decision about one of his pieces, and Emin’s face kind of folds in on itself, and she has a face like thunder. As below.



Rhys Himsworth presents a machine he's built that can draw, a pretty fantastic bit of engineering, he also presents a clear idea of what he will do with the 10 weeks with saatchi, which involves perfecting his design. Unfortunately for him, 10 weeks of someone hunched over a computer isn't particularly good television so he gets the boot.


Matt Clark presents a very swish and polished installation, enclosed in a chipboard box, which is very atmospheric, and evokes ideas of obsession and compulsion. He's kind of ripped off Ilya Kabokov though. And I don’t like that. 


Saatchi is presented as a kind of omnipresent Lord Voldemort figure throughout, although never shown on screen, he is referenced constantly, and the voiceover constantly reminds you of his wealth, power and influence. Maybe it will turn out he’s been magically grafted onto the back of Emin’s head, like in Harry Potter. That would make for one hell of a finale.


In this first program, Matt Clark, Ben Lowe, Saad Qureshi, Samuel Zealy, Eugenie Scrase and Suki Chan make it through to the second round. One thing I noticed about the winning 6, is they are much more “photogenic” than the losers, and much more “based in the south of England” who I really felt for at the end of the show. To have something presented to you so tangibly close and then whipped away as entertainment feels wrong. I suppose it’s nothing new but that doesn’t make it less cruel.
Although this program is ostentatiously about Contemporary art, it’s really about Charles Saatchi first, entertainment second and Art is probably about eighth or ninth place, after subjecting people to Tracey Emin. 


What with the Credit crunch really hammering the price of contemporary art, and lots going unsold at auctions, Saatchi hasn’t really been hitting the headlines. If Saatchi isn’t hitting the headlines he’s losing influence over the “art world” and his particular brand of art loses some of its value.
The last decade in art has been characterized by astronomic prices justifying a frenzied driving up of prices. With the credit crunch and the realization that most people in the world of finance were applying the principles of surrealism to investment banking, by making up impossible shit, there’s been a shift away from the idea that the market is always right. Maybe the work these impossibly large sums bought was in fact a load of old shite? By making this programme Saatchi is perpetuating the idea that this is the art that matters, and the opinion with the fattest wallet is right. And there is nothing else. When there quite clearly is.
Of course it’s not about art, which it isn’t, it’s about a TV programme people will watch. And as if to heighten the bizarrely unreal “art world” the program presents, next week’s task is produce a piece of large scale public art. I shit you not.





Thursday 19 November 2009

Urbis to become National Museum of Footy

The National Football Museum is to move from the “spiritual” home of Football, Preston, to the Urbis in central Manchester. The move has been not been popular with Preston City Council who are threatening legal action, which may delay the move, although it looks inevitable. The move is supposed to begin in April 2010, with the museum opening about a year later in 2011. The main reason is lack of funds; the museum just costs too much to run for relatively few visitors, about 100,000 a year. Manchester City council claims they will attract 400,000. No contest, it would seem.

This isn’t wholly unsurprising. Like the National Centre for Popular Music, based in Sheffield for just under a year, before closing, it’s visitors numbers were wildly optimistic, and it was charging about £21 a ticket for a family of four, for something which you can experience by turning on the radio. The striking building it inhabited later became a live music venue, and then Hallam University’s Students Union. Provincial museums always struggle, especially when they are so off the established tourist trail. Going to Preston for a day out is about as appealing as it sounds.

This is a bit of a coup for Urbis, which has always seemed a little unpopular. When the museum of urban life opened in 2002, it failed to draw in the crowds, it charged for entry, and wasn’t about anything. A museum of urban life in Manchester, a small provincial city? What exactly is city life? A video about life in Denton? At some point it changed to wholly showing changing exhibitions, and hosted Channel M, Manchester’s very own TV station. This marked a bit of turning point in Urbis’s fortunes and visitor numbers slowly increased. Despite this, the place still seems to lack focus. I’d have difficultly describing to a tourist what it is. It sometimes shows art, sometimes design, sometimes historical exhibits. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. It has a television studio, and an upmarket restaurant. Occasionally, a gig will be on. It’s neither one thing nor the other. It’s the cultural equivalent of a village hall, a space where stuff happens.

I think the biggest problem with Urbis as a museum, or platform for art or music, is the Urbis itself. Nothing it has shown has been anywhere near as exciting as the building itself, which is a brilliant piece of contemporary architecture. It competes for attention with the exhibits, and wins most of the time.
Where will these exhibitions currently held at Urbis be housed in the future? I don’t know, and I don’t think anyone does at the moment. With tougher economic times looming and arts funding on the chopping block, there sadly probably won’t be any exhibitions to house. There’s always Islington Mill.
That it’s going to become the N.F.M. isn’t the outcome I’d have picked for it, personally. I’d rather it had become a dedicated space for contemporary art in Manchester, but that was never likely. Manchester is already synonymous with Football, and this seems like a populist subject to match the mass appeal of the building itself.


The beautiful urbis, as seen on Google Streetview.

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Sunday 8 November 2009

Fission Mailed

TAA event thing is on now if you want to go and look at some fantastic work. There really are some fantastic things going down. So if you can fnd your way there and are interested in resisting capitalism and corporatism and all that bad stuff, get yourself there.

The Chomp TV exhibit, which I was part of, looked especially good, thanks to nancy's excellent organisational skills and frighteningly devil-may-care attitude to wiring. The highlights in my opinion were Harry Shotton's fantastic piece, in which a tiny couple in a tiny car consult a TV guide to try and find where they have ended up. Also Lauren Beard's charming country idyll, featuring tiny model mice sat around a dinner table was great too. Lauren usually does 2D illustation, so this is a wee departure from her usual stuff, but it still oozed charm.

The graffitti and illustration which covered every inch of every available surface was of the high standard most have come to expect from TAA. The bright explosion of creativity in this condemned building is akin to the hallucinations said to be experienced by those undergoing a near death experience. The vibrancy and energy even more pointed when you remember that these are people who are doing purely for the love of creating, and to reclaim a tiny frgment of the urban landscape.

The thing I did was a little bit of a damp squib. Well alot of a damp squib actually. I completly misjudged what I was doing and kind of "ballsed up" my sculpture by rushing it. And not planning it properly. And not bringing enough materials to finish what I was doing. And by not really sticking to the brief properly. And all sorts of things. And it looked shite. I apologise to Nancy for this, and to everyone who had to look at it. If I've not ruined my chances of working with her again, I promise I'll try harder next time.

Before I forget;
http://www.laurenbeard.co.uk/ for Lauren
http://harryshotton.blogspot.com/ for Harry
http://www.taaexhibitions.org/ TAA again

Tuesday 3 November 2009

Panic Stations

TAA thingy opens tomorrow, and I’m very slightly panicked about the work I’m doing and have done and all that. It all still feels quite a long way from completion, and considering that I’m having to assemble most of the piece at the space, and I don’t know where that is yet, and I have to do this tomorrow, this is worrying me.

The good news is though that I sprayed my little triangular shapes at the weekend, and they look more impressive than they did as a pile of badly glue-gunned cocktail sticks. Not loads more impressive, but hopefully enough so they don’t get mistaken for rubbish and thrown away. That’s the benchmark I’m setting myself.

It's an attempt to try and sculpt, or make visible, light itself. As you probably know the light from the TV is made up of three colours, red, blue and green, and these combine to make all the various others. The machine forces shape and colour on this light, so I've tried to make it into a sculptural form.

Failed my driving test. AGAIN.